Satanic Temple objects to governor’s push for more religion in schools and says members could act as student chaplains

Dark messengers of satanism could soon be walking the hallways of Florida’s public schools, and it’s a consequence of hard-right governor Ron DeSantis’s push for more religion in education.

Members of the Satanic Temple say they are poised to act as volunteer chaplains under a state law that took effect this week opening campuses to “additional counseling and support to students” from outside organizations.

Although HB 931 leaves the implementation of chaplain programs to individual school districts, and only requires schools to list a volunteer’s religion “if any”, DeSantis has made clear its intent is to restore the tenets of Christianity to public education.

Without the bill, DeSantis said at its signing in April: “You’re basically saying that God has no place [on campus]. That’s wrong.”

The satanists see the law, which comes amid a vigorous theocratic drive into education by the religious right nationally, as an equal opportunity: if Christian chaplains are permitted access to students, often at the most vulnerable and impressionable stages of their lives, then so are they.

  • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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    283 months ago

    So which Elves are allowed to exist? Tolkeins or Santa Clauses? Do we have to deny one because the other exists to someone else

    • ladfrombrad 🇬🇧
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      3 months ago

      Love it, thank you so much for the giggle.

      As someone brought up initially in a primary RC school I always find the fact that while they had a top notch reputation for giving you a “better education” than general comprehensive schools really ironic because their science dept actually taught me, that there are no fairies in the sky and it’s actually where we end up, as Earth burps 🌨️

      I for one welcome these chaplins, elves, and umpa lumpas in our RC schools. Gives a bit of diversity.

      *typo

    • @Carrolade
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      -193 months ago

      tbf, it is a common and valid complaint that so many people want elves to be tall now, when that runs contrary to their mythological history.

      • @samus12345
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        73 months ago

        Elves being diminutive is actually the newer invention.

        • HubertManne
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          33 months ago

          first season of american gods did a good job of talking about the gods to fairies demotion thing.