oleorunM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish • 1 month agoWoman swallowed whole by a python in Indonesia, second such killing in a monthwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1154arrow-down12
arrow-up1152arrow-down1external-linkWoman swallowed whole by a python in Indonesia, second such killing in a monthwww.cbsnews.comoleorunM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-square@OZFivelinkEnglish9•1 month agoYour autocorrect accidentally replaced the word aerial bombing.
minus-squareedriclinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 month agoThat’s if you spot it before it grabs you. I imagine it’s gonna be hard to aim a shotgun or swing a machete once the snake starts constricting you.
minus-squarePennomilinkEnglish8•1 month agoThe one thing snakes like this do quickly is grab and coil around their prey. Everything else is slow slow slow. You’d really need some sort of pepper spray in a breakable tube that activates upon constriction. Hmmmmm….
I’ll take a machete and a shot gun thanks.
You spelled flamethrower wrong.
Your autocorrect accidentally replaced the word aerial bombing.
My spell check gave me … thermo nuclear device
You mean orbital bombing?
Damn, hate it when that happens.
That’s if you spot it before it grabs you. I imagine it’s gonna be hard to aim a shotgun or swing a machete once the snake starts constricting you.
The one thing snakes like this do quickly is grab and coil around their prey. Everything else is slow slow slow. You’d really need some sort of pepper spray in a breakable tube that activates upon constriction. Hmmmmm….