• @YaDownWitCPP
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    186 months ago

    I’ll take a machete and a shot gun thanks.

    • edric
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      106 months ago

      That’s if you spot it before it grabs you. I imagine it’s gonna be hard to aim a shotgun or swing a machete once the snake starts constricting you.

      • Pennomi
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        86 months ago

        The one thing snakes like this do quickly is grab and coil around their prey. Everything else is slow slow slow. You’d really need some sort of pepper spray in a breakable tube that activates upon constriction. Hmmmmm….

    • @over_clox
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      106 months ago

      You spelled flamethrower wrong.

      • @OZFive
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        96 months ago

        Your autocorrect accidentally replaced the word aerial bombing.