• AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    42 months ago

    I’m assuming the person has at least one hand free. A big “that’s not a noife, this is a noife” would solve the problem lickety split. If both arms are pinned then there isn’t much you can do. Try to bite it I guess, but they’re used to being bitten by animals much more ferocious than humans.

    • @Buddahriffic
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      42 months ago

      Wear a special constrictor armor that deploys buzz saws if it’s ever squeezed with enough force to break ribs.

    • @YaDownWitCPP
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      32 months ago

      Snek scoffs at humans’ tiny bite force.