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      ripping a steamroller across your favorite shirt.

      After getting high of course

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        high up in the hotel because the club level’s breakfast has an omelette station.

        After smoking marijuana of course

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          The smoked marinara dipping sauce is a regional favorite, complementary offered at all meals to the hotel’s guests.

          After inhaling thc vapors purely for recreation of course

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            The gnc flavors of vitamins go well with a healthy bowl of fresh fruit for your daily nutritional and fiber needs.

            After freebasing an eight-ball of crack cocaine of course.

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              Freeshotting the 8-ball without cracking the pool table cloth.

              After smoking a blunt while listening to Bob Marley of course.