A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
  • @spirinolasEnglish
    34•1 month ago

    …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…

    • @[email protected]English
      24•1 month ago

      Cock. A couple of hens too! I keep meaning to build a fence to keep those damn foxes from devouring my…

      • LucasWaffyWafEnglish
        22•1 month ago

        Johnson! Come check out these anomalous readings. The chart almost resembles a…

        • MattEnglish
          12•1 month ago

          Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….