• Flying SquidOPM
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    176 months ago

    I’ve been honked at multiple times by people who feel I am not going fast enough when I am driving a good 5 miles over the speed limit in town, but the drivers here are fucking awful.

    • @[email protected]
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      76 months ago

      Around here being honked at usually means, “Why are you not running that red light!? I would run it right now if you weren’t in front of me!! It just now turned red! You got AT LEAST another three seconds before you gotta worry about t-boning that Buick! C’mon! Why TF aren’t you going!?!?”

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        36 months ago

        Yep. I’ve dealt with that one too. Along with “it’s been green for three microseconds and you’ve only barely rolled forward, you bastard!”

        • @MonkRome
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          26 months ago

          I mean if happen to be one of the dipshits looking at their cellphone when the light turns green you deserve the honks.

          • Flying SquidOPM
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            6 months ago

            I’m not talking about looking at my phone. I’m talking about the light turns green and I start moving immediately, but because I don’t peal out of there with the pedal to the floor, I’m going way too slow, so HONK HONK!

      • @Confused_Emus
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        26 months ago

        One of my favorites - I’m crossing the street as a pedestrian, a car waiting to turn is waiting for me to get across, and everyone behind them (who still have a clear view of me) are honking at them for not going.

        The more they honk, the slower I walk.