• AnIndefiniteArticle
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    45 months ago

    Thank you for calling the Mars help line. Select from the following menu:

    1. Help line
    2. Visas and Passports
    3. Accommodations
    4. Ambassadorial Requests
    5. Rouge Planet Reporting System
    6. Financial Exchange
      • AnIndefiniteArticle
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        45 months ago

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        Hi! Welcome to the Rouge Planet Reporting Agency’s Mars office.

        To help us direct your call, please select from the following options.

        1. Any prank calls, jokes, comments, or other funny business
        2. Report a new planet discovery!
        3. Submit astrometry tracking data of a known planet from your location.
        4. if you have any information about Jupiter, press 4.