Lemmy Shitpost • 2 months ago

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Space Alert

Lemmy Shitpost • 2 months ago

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Thank you for calling the Mars help line. Select from the following menu:

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Rouge Planet Reporting System

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    Connecting…
    
    Hi! Welcome to the Rouge Planet Reporting Agency’s Mars office.
    
    To help us direct your call, please select from the following options.
    
    Any prank calls, jokes, comments, or other funny business
    
    Report a new planet discovery!
    
    Submit astrometry tracking data of a known planet from your location.
    
    if you have any information about Jupiter, press 4.
    - @[email protected]
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        Please leave your message after the beep.
        
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        @[email protected]
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        I think I saw Jupiter in or near Uranus.

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