Maven (famous) to Lemmy Shitpost • 2 months agoThe worst pick-up line I've ever gottenlemmy.zipimagemessage-square207fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down192
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink54•2 months agoI can get my dick sucked every few hours all week. Caveat: by men Plot twist: I’m bi Double twist: I’m married Final twist: I’m lying
minus-square@Cortlink5•2 months agoSexual_tomato doesn’t sound like the name of someone flexible enough to do that
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•2 months agoWhy not? It’s Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose
I can get my dick sucked every few hours all week.
Caveat: by men
Plot twist: I’m bi
Double twist: I’m married
Final twist: I’m lying
I knew it! You do the dick sucking.
Sexual_tomato doesn’t sound like the name of someone flexible enough to do that
Why not? It’s Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose