Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 month ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"imagemessage-square141arrow-up1729arrow-down117
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minus-squareBilliamlink24•1 month agoYep. For anyone who’s that serious about not having children, that’s more like an incentive. Source: got snipped.
minus-squarecliflink37•1 month agoWhen I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then “ejaculate as frequently as possible” before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test. Doctor’s orders! 🫡
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•1 month agoLol I was given the same advice. “Go home, rest up for two weeks, the bust as much as you can before you come back and get tested”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish14•1 month agoThat’s like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoScrew this guy. I’ll cheer you and bring you water when you’re done
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoYeah…you need to be hydrating if you’re fapping several times a day. That’s just good science.
30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.
Yep. For anyone who’s that serious about not having children, that’s more like an incentive.
Source: got snipped.
When I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then “ejaculate as frequently as possible” before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test.
Doctor’s orders! 🫡
Lol I was given the same advice.
“Go home, rest up for two weeks, the bust as much as you can before you come back and get tested”
That’s like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?
Beat your meat in the missus?
Gotta wait for the clear bill of health
You’re lying. 42 a day is the limit.
Weirdest gdq speedrun ever?
I’ll hold your beer, but I’m not providing an audience.
Screw this guy. I’ll cheer you and bring you water when you’re done
Yeah…you need to be hydrating if you’re fapping several times a day.
That’s just good science.