Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost • 2 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"imagemessage-square141arrow-up1730arrow-down117
arrow-up1713arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost • 2 months agomessage-square141
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish41•edit-22 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilink25•2 months agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoThey could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.