Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost • 6 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"imagemessage-square139arrow-up1731arrow-down117
arrow-up1714arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost • 6 months agomessage-square139
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish42•edit-26 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilink25•6 months agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•6 months agoThey could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
minus-squareBuglefingerslink1•4 months ago1: Nobody would notice regardless 2: That’ll happen even without you 3: :'(
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
1: Nobody would notice regardless
2: That’ll happen even without you
3: :'(