• @dohpaz42
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    1 month ago

    “In debt over your head?” “Creditors hounding you for your hard-earned money you stole fair and square?”

    “Have we the solution for you! Just run for president. Once elected, any past crimes cannot be held against you. And, any future crimes while president, don’t count!”

    “Only 48 monthly payments of $33,333.33USD”

    “Act now! Before it’s too late!”