• @FireRetardant
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    34 months ago

    They will start offering fossil fuel giants “protest insurance” with varying degrees of protection from preventative bot posts trying to shut down online movements to private police forces to protect properties from protests.

    • Avid Amoeba
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      4 months ago

      You’re in for a promotion to a Sr. FireRetardant an increase of base pay of 15% and a bonus 20%. If you keep trying this hard, next up we might give you some stock options too!