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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months agoDitto. Crocs are a fashion crime. I guess they’re pretty good foot fetishist deterrents though? If I was so inclined, I would rather get a footjob from a cassowary.
minus-square@BreadOvenlink4•2 months agoWatch out for that claw that’s hidden? I can’t quite remember, but what they use to kill things.
minus-square@BreadOvenlink1•2 months agoNah. It was a cassowary, but they do not have the claw I was thinking (like platypus’). I guess they just jump kick with their toe claws.
Ditto.
Crocs are a fashion crime.
I guess they’re pretty good foot fetishist deterrents though? If I was so inclined, I would rather get a footjob from a cassowary.
Watch out for that claw that’s hidden? I can’t quite remember, but what they use to kill things.
You might be thinking of a Platypus?
Nah. It was a cassowary, but they do not have the claw I was thinking (like platypus’). I guess they just jump kick with their toe claws.