*please note i deeply value and respect the vegan movement. i am just critical of how humorously it precipitates in online spaces, particularly this one. :)
*please note i deeply value and respect the vegan movement. i am just critical of how humorously it precipitates in online spaces, particularly this one. :)
You ever been kicked by a horse? I have, twice. Maybe I should have gotten my revenge on those horses, but damn do you know how many people it takes to eat even one horse?
Hell, hunters have their freezers packed full, and often with extra to spare. Good luck convincing your neighbor to eat a burger when they happen to notice your horse Sissy is missing…
So now you want to revenge kill your horse because you were stupid enough to get kicked by it?
What the fuck are you on?
Also Sissy for a hose? That’s clearly a cows name.
It was a sarcastic hypothetical.
No of course I would have never killed the horse, lightning did that for us. No joke there. ⚡☠️☹️
Edit: I was only 7 years old, so there was nothing I could do but watch my parents drag the lightning struck horse to ‘bone hill’ with a tractor.
What a waste though?! Fresh meat, just happened to die by lightning. That horse could have fed 20 families, instead of rotting on bone hill…
They took a horse carcass to a make-out spot?
I guess it would be a pretty effective way to scare off horny teens? 🤷