• @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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    122 months ago

    Ironically, the worst thing I ever saw a coworker do was to change a function that accepted an Integer value between 0 and 32767 to one that accepted a Float between 0.0 and 1.0. Perfectly sensible change except that it resulted in a 120 mph knuckleball fired a foot above a 10 year old kid’s head, followed by a fist fight between the client and my boss.

    • @jaybone
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      112 months ago

      That sounds like something that should have been caught by QA, integration tests or unit tests long before it was launching balls at ten year olds.

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        62 months ago

        Yes, testing the new Little League control module on a field full of Little Leaguers was not the best plan.

        • @jaybone
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          32 months ago

          What is a little league control module?

          • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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            72 months ago

            You push a button and it makes Little Leaguers do whatever you tell them to do. Very potent, should never be misused.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 months ago

      yeah every engineer knows you gotta set KidHeadKnuckleballClearance waaay higher than that, it’s compsci 101