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minus-square@SanctuslinkEnglish140•edit-21 month ago“In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Christian Empire! For a safe and secure society!” -Trump after democracy ends with thunderous applause.
minus-square@Sterile_TechniquelinkEnglish16•1 month agoSome old Pastafarian: “Uuuuse the forks!” White House erupts into a giant mushroom cloud. Like, literal mushrooms, and trace amounts of marinara and noodles.
“In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Christian Empire! For a safe and secure society!”
-Trump after democracy ends with thunderous applause.
Some old Pastafarian: “Uuuuse the forks!”
White House erupts into a giant mushroom cloud. Like, literal mushrooms, and trace amounts of marinara and noodles.
Linguine con Funghi
Funghi
You’re a fun guy
Tx!