“In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Christian Empire! For a safe and secure society!”
-Trump after democracy ends with thunderous applause.
Some old Pastafarian: “Uuuuse the forks!”
White House erupts into a giant mushroom cloud. Like, literal mushrooms, and trace amounts of marinara and noodles.
Linguine con Funghi
Funghi
You’re a fun guy
Tx!
He’s a bully with an innate bullshitting capacity you can’t really learn that also requires the inability to feel shame, but please don’t give him the credit of being some machiavellian mastermind.
That was McConnell, before the marbles fell out.
marbles fell out
Before the audibly shit himself on live tv
Oh wait trump did that too
By 2025 it will be cool to shit yourself. Everyone gonna be doing it.
If shitting yourself is cool, consider me Miles Davis!
and lil’ ol me ahead of my time as usual.
Mastermind? That’s an imbecile plot that only a Republican could conceive. Bolsonaro did it in Brazil too. Pretty sure it’s the same branch of Kremlin handling both.
This is maybe why democracy in its current state is flawed.
When pandering to the masses will allow you to get them to vote against their best interests. Perhaps people need to pass some sort of simple test before being able to vote and maybe rules in place against convicted felons running for office of any kind…
We already have the 14th amendment, but Republicans don’t seem to like The Constitution.
Pretty sure this is the exact reason plato (iirc) described democracy as the second worst possible system of government, next to autocracy. Giving everyone a say in politics is fair, but conveniently ignores that most people are simply too dumb, ignorant, lazy and uninterested in political matters to be able to exercise that power responsibly.
They just rewrote the script for the new Steven segal movie being shot in Moscow.
Good. Good. Let the hatred flow.
No, he always looked like a wrinkly nutsack.
“There are wounds all over my body”
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