This mildly infuriated me and I felt the need to share my mild infuriation.
I can’t blame the pig. It was just being a pig. I can’t blame the way they have the pens set up, that’s for the benefit of the pigs. I can’t even blame myself because I wasn’t even looking in that direction when it happened.
I want someone to pin fault on, damn it! I need closure! I had to wait until my daughter was done on the rides to get a shower and someone needs to pay!
Having porkchops for dinner?
That would just put the blame on some other poor pig.
Then buy that pig and make the pork out of it!
Big Pork had embarked on a new, urine-oriented guerrilla marketing strategy.
Sounds a bit too radical
What a disgusting comment to make.
Pigs are living and feeling beings just like you and I.
It’s not our fault they taste so good.