This mildly infuriated me and I felt the need to share my mild infuriation.

I can’t blame the pig. It was just being a pig. I can’t blame the way they have the pens set up, that’s for the benefit of the pigs. I can’t even blame myself because I wasn’t even looking in that direction when it happened.

I want someone to pin fault on, damn it! I need closure! I had to wait until my daughter was done on the rides to get a shower and someone needs to pay!

    • Flying SquidOP
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      251 year ago

      That would just put the blame on some other poor pig.

        • tal
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          Big Pork had embarked on a new, urine-oriented guerrilla marketing strategy.

    • @Chev
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      Sounds a bit too radical

    • NotAPenguin
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      What a disgusting comment to make.

      Pigs are living and feeling beings just like you and I.

  • @VelvetStorm
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    211 year ago

    Blame it on my cat Odin. I blame pretty much everything on him cuz he’s just a dumb little guy who can take it. Besides it’s not like he cares.

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      CURSE YOU ODIN!

      (Oh shit, now I’m not going to go to Valhalla!)

      • @[email protected]
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        71 year ago

        Were you planning to die fighting with a weapon in your hands? I think that’s the requirements to get in.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          61 year ago

          I wasn’t not planning to die that way…

  • @cybervseas
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    161 year ago

    I think you can sign up for FarmersOnly now.

  • flip
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    131 year ago

    You could blame yourself for not looking in that direction. 🤷

    • Flying SquidOP
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      111 year ago

      I’m not psychically attuned to peeing pigs!

      • flip
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        101 year ago

        And now you are - life is mysterious and absolutely wonderful sometimes!

  • @EveningTurnip
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    111 year ago

    We’re all here for you buddy. Embrace it so you can get through it. Let it sink in, but not literally, or maybe it already has

  • @mkhopper
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    91 year ago

    I think that getting peed on by an animal at a county fair is one of the entrance requirements for 4-H, so you can now check that one off the list.

  • lazyslacker
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    71 year ago

    It was a freak occurrence. I hesitate to call it an accident because the pig is probably not incontinent.

  • @t0lo
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    31 year ago

    Luckyy

  • gon
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    31 year ago

    hilarious

  • sycamore
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    21 year ago

    Nobody needs to be at fault. Nobody needs to pay. It’s just a thing that happened. You’ll still wake up tomorrow.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      31 year ago

      Sure… if I survive whatever plague the pig pee gave me I’ll wake up tomorrow.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      31 year ago

      I’m not some sort of pig Karen!

  • NotAPenguin
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    I don’t think exploiting pigs at a fair can ever be for the benefit of the pigs.

    Blame the assholes who exploit pigs for money.