What’s the matter Evers, are they dangerous or something
The schoolchildren seem to be dealing with them without any kind of problems, I feel like full grown adults should—
Oh wait
Hey hang on I think I do see what you’re getting at
And hear me out, I might have a CRAZY idea
(Honestly man I feel like it should be some kind of constitutional amendment general rule or something, like the “It was fine when it was someone else’s loved ones on the line so go fuck yourself” act or something)
Just this morning, a guy in my neighborhood was arrested because the bullets in his gun went on a killing spree while he was asleep. It was pretty wild hearing about inanimate objects doing murdery things with no human interaction whatsoever.
What’s the matter Evers, are they dangerous or something
The schoolchildren seem to be dealing with them without any kind of problems, I feel like full grown adults should—
Oh wait
Hey hang on I think I do see what you’re getting at
And hear me out, I might have a CRAZY idea
(Honestly man I feel like it should be some kind of constitutional amendment general rule or something, like the “It was fine when it was someone else’s loved ones on the line so go fuck yourself” act or something)
They’re only tools, super efficient killing tools. Guns don’t kill people, bullets kill people.
Just this morning, a guy in my neighborhood was arrested because the bullets in his gun went on a killing spree while he was asleep. It was pretty wild hearing about inanimate objects doing murdery things with no human interaction whatsoever.