• @Agent641
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    1611 month ago

    Cop: Pardon me sir…

    Shooter: Points gun

    Cop: Ah, I see you’re a busy white man, Ill leave you to it.

      • @Agent641
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        581 month ago

        Only if it means one of my bones deflects the bullet into him.

        • Codex
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          161 month ago

          The hero we needed but truly don’t deserve

      • @[email protected]
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        331 month ago

        If you’re a cop you should be willing to take a bullet for any citizen. If you’re not, find a better job.

    • @barsquid
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      181 month ago

      He probably assumed he knew the guy from a Patriot Front march and didn’t realize who the intended target would be.

    • @Dasus
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      71 month ago

      Brooklyn 99 lol