BUTLER, PA—Groggy and bleary-eyed as he returned to consciousness, a terrified Donald Trump Jr. reportedly awoke in an ice-filled tub Monday to discover he was missing an ear. “Hello? Is anyone here?” said the 46-year-old son of the former president of the United States, stumbling over the side of the tub and opening…
  • @EtterraEnglish
    3•5 months ago

    See, taking a page from your dad “never pay for anything” playbook stops being a good idea when the people you’re stiffing operate well outside the legal system.

    I also love the implication that this idiots hair always looks like that no matter even after being roughed up and unconscious. Like a helmet lol