Not The OnionEnglish • 2 months ago

Man Uses Funnel to Pour Margarita Down Woman's Butt, Restaurant Outraged

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Man Uses Funnel to Pour Margarita Down Woman's Butt, Restaurant Outraged

Not The OnionEnglish • 2 months ago

This gives new meaning to "Bottoms Up!!!"

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FartsWithAnAccent
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171•2 months ago
Isn’t this just that “boofing” that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What’s the problem?
- @BeMoreCareful
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  44•2 months ago
  I’m pretty sure this was consensual.
- @NeptuneOrbit
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  8•2 months ago
  My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.
  - Nuggsy
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    3•2 months ago
    Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?

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