• @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    Real talk, hand jobs are kind of underrated.

    Maybe the reason is the left’s lack of work ethic (‘go fast’ rather than ‘do it right’) and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace (‘fastest mario’).

    (am I trying too hard, I really want to bring this copypasta back. I wish lemmy had more copypasta shitposts)

    • @PunnyName
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      74 months ago

      I’ve been giving myself hand jobs for 30 years. I’m a pro compared to anyone who wants to give me one.