I’d want a toilet that was not just a fan of human waste, but a connoisseur. We could have lively chats about what I’ve eaten lately, and the toilet can provide dietary recommendations and real-time waste monitoring for potential issues.
“Sir, you have really been overdoing it with the greasy food lately. I have to recommend that you add more fruits and vegetables to your regime, and I would politely request asparagus at least once a week. I’m also concerned about your cholesterol…”
I’d want a toilet that was not just a fan of human waste, but a connoisseur. We could have lively chats about what I’ve eaten lately, and the toilet can provide dietary recommendations and real-time waste monitoring for potential issues.
“Sir, you have really been overdoing it with the greasy food lately. I have to recommend that you add more fruits and vegetables to your regime, and I would politely request asparagus at least once a week. I’m also concerned about your cholesterol…”
He was a more perverted creature in my mind but I like this too
Instructions unclear, on my way to overthrow central and south american governments
Anyway, I’d go with the craves toilet. I don’t want to be hated by a sentient shitter.
There’s an app for that
Came here to post this :)
I want a sentient toilet now.
I don’t want to be judged by the only friend I have.
Sounds like a good way to get in a fight with the toilet.
So you want the toilet from Benchwarmers?