• Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    214 months ago

    I vote by mail because it means I can rub my balls on my ballot to fully express my contempt for this ludicrous system

    • @RestrictedAccount
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      254 months ago

      The poll workers are volunteers who are saving your lazy ass from authoritarians. Why would you do that to them?

      • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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        94 months ago

        Yeah, I should probably be rubbing my balls on the Constitution

        • @samus12345
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          104 months ago

          You really want all that SCROTUS leftovers on there?

            • @samus12345
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              14 months ago

              Right, but they already did it, and you’d be doing it after them.

        • @Xanis
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          24 months ago

          I wouldn’t do that or one of Nicholas Cage’s 90 alter egos, who all somehow are also the same person, will locate your ass and leave it trapped, shot, beaten, burned, kidnapped, ran over, uppercut, framed, mugged, and ultimately left with a terrible haircut, but like 1 out of 10 times.