• @xantoxis
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    775 months ago

    Saw the headline: “Haha, theonion really nailed this one”

    What’s the inverse of eating the onion?

      • @ChapulinColorado
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        75 months ago

        Shitty Supreme Court candidates made sure I know the existence of boofing…

    • @ArbiterXero
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      215 months ago

      I don’t know, but it tastes like shit.

      It’s getting SO HARD to separate reality from satire.

      • @Mango
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        -35 months ago

        Why do any of us actually think it’s reality?

        • @ArbiterXero
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          15 months ago

          The suggestion being that the article is a lie?

          Or that we’re living in a really fucked up matrix-like experiment?

          I wonder if the AI’s in the matrix knew that they weren’t real?

          • @Mango
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            -25 months ago

            All of this shit is made up.

            • @ArbiterXero
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              15 months ago

              I’m confused……. The shoes aren’t real?

              Or the assassination attempt wasn’t?

              • @Mango
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                -15 months ago

                I’ve gotta deal with these talking faces about as much as I gotta deal with anime girls. At least anime girls are something pleasant to keep me occupied.

    • @aeronmelon
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      35 months ago

      Eat the onion long enough, and the onion eats you back.

    • @Mango
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      35 months ago

      The topic of this sub.

    • @Tyfud
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      25 months ago

      Poe’s law.