Americans everywhere took a brief pause from threatening to kill each other online to share that they believe Ingrid Andress should have been sober during her performance of the National Anthem Monday night.
Aw, I love you too! That’s why I’m trying to help you make better jokes. Like, you were so close, but it just didn’t land right with the point you were making.
Did you intentionally pick the worst metaphor possible, given the context? Because that was the worst metaphor possible, given the context.
No, but I left it because it was neat.
If by neat you mean it undermined your argument, then yes, it was neat!
Buddy, it’s called a pun. It’s a play on words. I love you.
Aw, I love you too! That’s why I’m trying to help you make better jokes. Like, you were so close, but it just didn’t land right with the point you were making.
Tf is your problem lol
Overall? Capitalism. You?