• @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    I like how the car (carrier) crashed on him, not that he crashed the car. It’s like they refuse to accept any responsibility, so it’s definitely the car’s fault.

    • Flying Squid
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      364 months ago

      “The tree got closer and closer and hit my car.”

      • NegativeNull
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        4 months ago

        “The cellulose (some call it a tree) got closer and closer and hit my carrier (some call it a car)”

      • @Klear
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        124 months ago

        “I was wondering why the tree keeps getting bigger and bigger and then it hit me.”

    • @Red_October
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      204 months ago

      I would bet good money that a part of their madness hinges on the idea that they are not responsible for the operation and actions of the vehicle, they just happen to be sitting in it while it goes places.