MANSFIELD, OH—Selecting responses that did not accurately reflect his personality and were instead intended solely to influence the test’s outcome, local man Paul Acevedo, 32, blatantly gamed an entertainment website’s “Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Are You?” quiz Friday in order to be equated to Raphael, multiple…
I dunno, friend. I always wanted to be that nerd-ass motherfucker Donatello just out there “doing machines”.
Sure, but when I was 6 years old, I knew two things: Pizza is awesome and Cowabunga!!!
I get it. I could have been your pizza loving, machine doing friend at 6. We just needed a fun and sarcastic friend and a bossy piece of shit to hang out with!
My cousin was in love with Donatello… he had a “lab” in his basement. I ended up being more of a Donatello-type myself in the real world. Never understood the mainstream appeal of Raphael, but we’re all brothers. Heroes in a half shell.