“Best assassination protection ever, didn’t somebody say that? The best ever! We have the best people. My people are the best ever, I do the best ever, so don’t even question it, right?!”
Itd be funny if he gets assassinated at the funeral, like some dude just fucken gets him and they just find a note on him that says “this is how ya do it ya fucken amateurs!”
If he speaks, I hope his family is okay with an angry tirade and the election, crowd size, or whatever.
“Best assassination protection ever, didn’t somebody say that? The best ever! We have the best people. My people are the best ever, I do the best ever, so don’t even question it, right?!”
“No one has ever seen an ear like mine!”
Except for Mike Tyson.
Itd be funny if he gets assassinated at the funeral, like some dude just fucken gets him and they just find a note on him that says “this is how ya do it ya fucken amateurs!”