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minus-square/home/pineappleloverlinkfedilinkEnglish14•2 months agoNow what if it’s a severed human head?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•2 months agoOr a couple of severed toes or fingers?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoWhat about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well. Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoSimilar to corpses, it’s not the %, it’s the accessibility: “How quickly could I be touching a corpse / poo right now?”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoFingernails aren’t flesh; there’s no such thing as a dead fingernail because there’s no such thing as a live fingernail. It’s like shed hair floating in the pool; kinda gross, sure, but not dead body gross
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoLet’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-22 months agoHow distantly related we talking here? Siblings/parents or cousins? We’re not the hapsburgs, no incestuous shit eating in this pool, no sirree.
minus-square@WhiskyTangoFoxtrotlinkEnglish6•2 months agoWhat if the head was laminated after it was severed?
minus-squareSmuuthbranelinkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months agoHow exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??
Now what if it’s a severed human head?
Or a couple of severed toes or fingers?
What about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.
Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?
Similar to corpses, it’s not the %, it’s the accessibility: “How quickly could I be touching a corpse / poo right now?”
Fingernails aren’t flesh; there’s no such thing as a dead fingernail because there’s no such thing as a live fingernail. It’s like shed hair floating in the pool; kinda gross, sure, but not dead body gross
Let’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.
How distantly related we talking here? Siblings/parents or cousins? We’re not the hapsburgs, no incestuous shit eating in this pool, no sirree.
Hard no, leaking is gross.
What if the head was laminated after it was severed?
How exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??
I don’t know, I’m just the ideas guy.
Dip it in molten plastic?
That’s not “laminating”.