Sure to annoy IT people but those just need a line of text while the rest of the screen is free real estate for Micro$oft! Public BSODs tend to go viral too.

  • @Nobody
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    614 months ago

    “Your computer might be fucked or whatever. Maybe do some shit about it. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr. We love you.”

    • @cmoney
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      164 months ago

      Don’t forget Brawndo, it’s what computers crave.

      • @[email protected]OP
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        74 months ago

        “You seem to have no idea what this screen means. You might be interested in McAfee.”

        • Fonzie!
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          14 months ago

          How would you even understand what the screen means if it doesn’t tell you this anymore

            • Fonzie!
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              That’s not related to what I meant, I meant that the BSOD in its current state doesn’t show anything useful; some generic error, a QR code leading to a generic page, a code that still doesn’t let you find more than “I had a BSOD”…

              So hypothetically McAfee dating “You don’t seem to know what this screen means […]” is ironic, as I don’t think anybody does since Win 8.

    • Ech
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      74 months ago

      Brought to you by Carl’s JrCOSTCO. We love you.

      ftfy