Flying Squid to InsanePeopleFacebook • 4 months agoJimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.imagemessage-square35arrow-up1168arrow-down19
arrow-up1159arrow-down1imageJimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.Flying Squid to InsanePeopleFacebook • 4 months agomessage-square35
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlink27•4 months agoI don’t know that they would buy Trump as Pharaoh. For one thing, the Pharaoh had to take part in a ritual called Heb-Sed, which included him running around a ceremonial track. I don’t see Trump being willing to do that. Which meant goodbye Pharaoh.
minus-square@frickinehlink7•4 months agoBut consider this: a bunch of pharoahs were inbred as fuck, so Trump probably would’ve fit right in as soon as he started talking.
minus-squaremassive_bereavementlinkfedilink5•edit-24 months agoI’ll pay good money to see him running any length.
minus-square@trxxruraxvrlink15•edit-24 months agoThey would consider anyone that needs votes to rule unworthy. They considered the pharaohs actual gods. Trump is just a wannabe.
minus-square@Death_Equitylink0•4 months agoThe premise is that they would vote for him, so that assumes there being a system where he could be voted for in some sort of alternative reality.
I mean, he isn’t wrong.
I don’t know that they would buy Trump as Pharaoh. For one thing, the Pharaoh had to take part in a ritual called Heb-Sed, which included him running around a ceremonial track.
I don’t see Trump being willing to do that. Which meant goodbye Pharaoh.
But consider this: a bunch of pharoahs were inbred as fuck, so Trump probably would’ve fit right in as soon as he started talking.
I’ll pay good money to see him running any length.
They would consider anyone that needs votes to rule unworthy. They considered the pharaohs actual gods. Trump is just a wannabe.
The premise is that they would vote for him, so that assumes there being a system where he could be voted for in some sort of alternative reality.