• Flying SquidOP
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    272 months ago

    I don’t know that they would buy Trump as Pharaoh. For one thing, the Pharaoh had to take part in a ritual called Heb-Sed, which included him running around a ceremonial track.

    I don’t see Trump being willing to do that. Which meant goodbye Pharaoh.

    • @frickineh
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      72 months ago

      But consider this: a bunch of pharoahs were inbred as fuck, so Trump probably would’ve fit right in as soon as he started talking.