I went to a hospital recently to visit a friend and needed to buy lunch while I was there. I purchased a premade chicken Caesar salad in a package for $7.50.
I walk back to where I’m staying and realize the salad has everything except the dressing. It’s literally lettuce, chicken, croutons, and a bit of cheese.
I say fuck this because it’s hardly even a Caesar salad at this point, and I go back to buy something else. That’s when I realize, they do have dressing, but it’s sold separately and it’s a fucking $1.00.
A big deal? No. Infuriating? YES.
I’ve known this immeasurable sorrow all too well… The other scenario: You get your Caesar salad, open the packet of dressing, only to discover that it’s blue cheese dressing, and your life long aversion to feet makes it inedible… (Blue cheese is not a dressing, it’s a lump of
bacteriafungus infested curd, flight me)I fucking love blue cheese no matter how it comes. Stick that stinky foot-smelling fungus in my mouth 😍
I am a hardcore cheese lover and I cannot fathom how people enjoy fungus cheese of any strain.
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And coprophiles love the taste of shit too but it doesn’t make it any less a mental illness.
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No strain, very tasty.
It grows on you, like how it grows in the cheese