• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    704 months ago

    I tell you, after trying every single one of these brands it all feels the same when you stick your dick in them.

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      214 months ago

      Not what they mean by ‘butt stuff’ - you added a extra syllable

      • @hakunawazo
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        14 months ago

        Marlon Brando would disagree while dancing tango.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        144 months ago

        Listen to me when I speak.

        I said all these brands feel the same but when I’m having a Rockefeller moment I will only fuck a cored out block of real grass fed butter because margarine will never be butter.