• @TheDoozer
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    172 months ago

    Seriously, try being the candidate talking shit about an astronaut and decorated servicemember. “I like people who stay on Earth.” Well I don’t!

    • SolidGrue
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      112 months ago

      “I like people who obey the law of gravity.”

      • @[email protected]
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        82 months ago

        He could retort by saying that he was obeying gravity, but falling continuously towards the earth while traveling at a speed that kept him from hitting the ground.

        • SolidGrue
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          2 months ago

          That implies the earth is round which might alienate some voters from that base.

          Although… It might attract the “I’m a sekrit alean” bloc…

          We should shop this, maybe do a tabletop…