I eat my cereal straight from the box. Dry. Adding milk just makes cereal soggy and flavorless. Everybody wants crunchy cereal, but nobody wants to STOP ADDING THE THING THAT MAKES IT SOGGY!!!
I’ve never understood why people add milk. It’s awful, and it ruins the cereal. Somehow I’M the asshole for adding milk??? Yeah, ok…
If this were Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I feel like you’d be Charlie. Just kicking the back doors of the van, and yelling “WILD CARD BITCHES!!! YEHAW!!!” before jumping out and shooting guns into the air.
Ohh sh*t! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked “Pirate”? You think a pirate lives in there?