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minus-squareFlying Squidlink7•3 months agoThey need to put a “do not cheer up the bear” sign on the side of the road or it won’t stop.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•3 months ago https://c8.alamy.com/comp/CXRGRR/sign-do-not-feed-or-molest-alligators-seminole-country-everglades-CXRGRR.jpg Florida signmakers had a booming business in manufacturing signage for Florida Man.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•3 months agoNothing would make me more likely to hang out with the bear. Which isn’t to say it would be likely even then, but the temptation…
minus-squareFlying Squidlink8•3 months agoHow about: “WARNING: Cheering up bears could result in a fine of no less than $5000 or a 1-year jail term.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•3 months agoThat would probably do it, though I was enjoying having a silly argument about it to keep me out of other threads.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•edit-23 months agoDrives to the bear with beehive full of honey and anti-depressants. Confuses anti-depressants with ADHD meds. Accidentally recreates Cocaine Bear. Bear is happy though.
They need to put a “do not cheer up the bear” sign on the side of the road or it won’t stop.
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/CXRGRR/sign-do-not-feed-or-molest-alligators-seminole-country-everglades-CXRGRR.jpg
Florida signmakers had a booming business in manufacturing signage for Florida Man.
Nothing would make me more likely to hang out with the bear. Which isn’t to say it would be likely even then, but the temptation…
How about: “WARNING: Cheering up bears could result in a fine of no less than $5000 or a 1-year jail term.”
That would probably do it, though I was enjoying having a silly argument about it to keep me out of other threads.
If this helps: You’re wrong! WRONG!
Drives to the bear with beehive full of honey and anti-depressants.
Confuses anti-depressants with ADHD meds.
Accidentally recreates Cocaine Bear.
Bear is happy though.