• Marighost
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    532 months ago

    I wish I could do this in real life. I’ve seen two in my city and they’re visually arresting.

    • @Khanzarate
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      392 months ago

      Just spray them with a hose

        • @[email protected]
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          142 months ago

          unless they’re parked right next to your roses, I imagine it would be pretty easy to prove malice

          • Krzd
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            172 months ago

            But could it not be reasonably assumed that you were only attempting to annoy the owner and not cause harm?

            No idea if that even makes a difference, would be funny tho

          • @[email protected]
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            12 months ago

            Yes prove intent, but depending on the legal system that might not be enough. Say I believe that spraying someone with sparkling water on the beach would kill you, that does not necessarily mean you attempted to take someones life. Similarly hurting someone in sports does not mean you assaulted them in a criminal sense.

    • @[email protected]
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      142 months ago

      And they look like dumpsters from behind. Apparently raccoons have even scratched some trying to get inside, thinking they held delicious trash.

    • @Tikiporch
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      82 months ago

      The dude who owns the new Dunkin Donuts in town parked his out front with a Dunkin sticker on it. Totally a legit business expense.

      • Flying Squid
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        22 months ago

        Right in front of the Dunkin, huh? It would be terrible if people kept accidentally spilling their coffee, hot chocolate and the like on it considering you have to immediately scrape bird shit and dead bugs off of it when you get to where you’re going to avoid corrosion. (Really.)