• @thesohoriots
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    344 months ago

    “Green eggs? Implausible. AND ham? Elitist!

    • HonkyTonkWoman
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      254 months ago

      PURPLE FISH ARE AN ABOMINATION NO MATTER HOW MANY

      RED FISH & BLUE FISH DO NOT MIX

      KEEP ICHTHYOLOGY PURE

      LORAXES ARE FOR WIPING YOUR BUM & DO NOT GET TO NAME OUR TREES

      • @einlander
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        4 months ago

        In today’s works world, the Lorax would get 5 years in jail for planning a protest.

      • PopShark
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        34 months ago

        This is such a genius comment 😂