(Don’t forget him. And yes he counts. Mr. Beat called him the “Oldest Person ever nominated for president” with zero extra qualifiers back in 2015 and he was on a bunch of top 10 lists in that crunchy 2009-2014 era)

  • Coffee AddictM
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    22 months ago

    Lol I am just trying to imagine someone running for President with this beard today. Would he be able to to break the Beard Barrier?

    • @ThatOneKrazyKaptainOP
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      12 months ago

      I’d be rooting for him.

      Honestly most of his policies have aged pretty well, just get him up to speed on women’s rights and he’ll be good. Also if you last that long in those days you are in exceptional health, he would have lasted a term and a half at the time and with modern medicine I’m sure we could squeeze two more years out of him.

      Also he could cross the board, the Jell-O Belt will be powerless to stop him, and he’ll secure the neckbeards vote. Plus the old guys would like someone as old as him. Someone get me the Jeb template