• Flying Squid
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    1113 months ago

    “Don’t abort, put the baby up for adoption! Lots of people want to adopt!”

    “Hello, we’d like to adopt a baby.”

    “Not you people!”

    • teft
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      3 months ago

      Also not the “bad” babies. Or any children over the age of 1. Those can go to the workhouse.

      Now I have to go take a shower after typing that. I swear the redhats want victorian times again.

      • @PriorityMotif
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        73 months ago

        They’ll sell some of their organs too.

        • @[email protected]
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          23 months ago

          The current government in Argentina has legislators publicly advocating for both and the incumbent president campaigned on that also.

          Fun times.

      • @UnderpantsWeevil
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        13 months ago

        Or any children over the age of 1.

        Or premees. Or babies with any conceivable medical condition. Or any baby less white than a glass of milk.

          • @[email protected]
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            63 months ago

            Jokes are supposed to make you laugh at absurdity, not cry at it.

            That’s not criticism of your comment, but of the truth of it.

            • Flying Squid
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              33 months ago

              I don’t know, George Carlin wanted to make me laugh and cry at the same time based on some of the things he said.

              I mean this is funny but also true and very sad:

              Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.

        • @[email protected]
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          3 months ago

          I’m sure Jewish is othering enough. But yes when they finish consuming the adenochrome, they will immediately start the child on puberty blockers and queer propaganda.

        • @j4k3
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          Or anything really