@Rapidcreek to politics • 5 months agoNo, JD Vance did not have sex with a couchapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square49arrow-up1105arrow-down118
arrow-up187arrow-down1external-linkNo, JD Vance did not have sex with a couchapnews.com@Rapidcreek to politics • 5 months agomessage-square49
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkEnglish12•5 months agoThat was what he said. To get out of child support payments. Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges. Especially because they’re ugly.
Technically it wasn’t sex.
That was what he said. To get out of child support payments.
Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges.
Especially because they’re ugly.
Won’t someone think of the ottoman?
The eyeliner helps though.
Ok, raped a couch. I doubt it could consent.