• @Myxomatosis
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    171 month ago

    Time to man up and be an alpha man or whatever it is MAGA screeches about incessantly.

      • @elliot_crane
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        101 month ago

        Fits donnie boy perfectly based on what Stormy Daniels has to say about it: https://web.archive.org/web/20240508055746/https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a23301515/stormy-daniels-donald-trump-penis-mushroom/

        And I quote:

        She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

        “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

        Certainly sounds like low penetrating power to me.

        Anyway, now that I’ve researched a geriatric fascist’s small dick and low sexual energy in detail, I think I’m done with the internet today and gonna go touch some grass. Later y’all!

        • Flying Squid
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          31 month ago

          Also, during the trial, she heavily implied, but did not outright say, that she did not consent.

          • @elliot_crane
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            41 month ago

            Yeah I recall hearing about an armed guard standing outside the room and him getting naked, on par with his low quality mobster bullshit.

      • Zerlyna
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        101 month ago

        I saw low penetration and immediately thought of couch height.