• Zerlyna
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      104 months ago

      I saw low penetration and immediately thought of couch height.

    • @elliot_crane
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      104 months ago

      Fits donnie boy perfectly based on what Stormy Daniels has to say about it: https://web.archive.org/web/20240508055746/https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a23301515/stormy-daniels-donald-trump-penis-mushroom/

      And I quote:

      She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

      “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

      Certainly sounds like low penetrating power to me.

      Anyway, now that I’ve researched a geriatric fascist’s small dick and low sexual energy in detail, I think I’m done with the internet today and gonna go touch some grass. Later y’all!

      • Flying Squid
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        34 months ago

        Also, during the trial, she heavily implied, but did not outright say, that she did not consent.

        • @elliot_crane
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          44 months ago

          Yeah I recall hearing about an armed guard standing outside the room and him getting naked, on par with his low quality mobster bullshit.