• @MermaidsGarden
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    511 month ago

    It’s crazy that people think JD Vance had sex with a couch. There’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch. It’s liberals that are perpetuating the idea that JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance has specifically denied that he has had bare skin contact with a couch within a 5 year period. It’s ludicrous that JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after having intercourse with a KIVIK Sofa Chaise.

    I’ll repeat, there is no evidence to believe JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance is not a couchfucker.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 month ago

      You misunderstand the game here.

      I’ll repeat, there is no evidence to believe JD Vance had sex with a couch.

      That’s true

      JD Vance is not a couchfucker.

      No amount of fact checking can ever prove that conclusively. You can’t really prove a negative.

      So… JD VANCE, COUCHFUCKER EXTRAORDINAIRE

        • @Klear
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          31 month ago

          How the hell do you know? It’s 100% impossible to recognise saracasm in text.
          /s
          /s

      • @Pretzilla
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        11 month ago

        You can’t really prove a negative

        Though you can within a timeframe, right?

        That’s why he can say he never fucked a couch in the last five years