• @[email protected]
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    5 months ago

    You misunderstand the game here.

    I’ll repeat, there is no evidence to believe JD Vance had sex with a couch.

    That’s true

    JD Vance is not a couchfucker.

    No amount of fact checking can ever prove that conclusively. You can’t really prove a negative.

    So… JD VANCE, COUCHFUCKER EXTRAORDINAIRE

      • @Klear
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        35 months ago

        How the hell do you know? It’s 100% impossible to recognise saracasm in text.
        /s
        /s

    • @Pretzilla
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      15 months ago

      You can’t really prove a negative

      Though you can within a timeframe, right?

      That’s why he can say he never fucked a couch in the last five years