I saw that there reports he didn’t fuck a couch, then someone shared an interview where he said he did… Did Republicans even try to dig shit on this guy!!!
I’ll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I’ve interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn’t artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.
I saw that there reports he didn’t fuck a couch, then someone shared an interview where he said he did… Did Republicans even try to dig shit on this guy!!!
They had to retract that report, because they could not verify that he’s not a sectional predator.
He’s a disgusting pillowphile!
Oh no, if he and the MyPillow guy meet there will be a reckoning
I heard him referred to as a homosectional, and i like to think Kamala approved that message.
Where’s that interview??
He didn’t fuck the couch, to completion
Of course the couch didn’t cum, it’s a fucking couch. What’s wrong with you people?!
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it’s just you who can’t bring the couch to completion…?
I’ll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I’ve interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn’t artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.
Waaaaaait there’s video of this? Also, what’s all this about potato salad‽
Found out it was faked after but still have the searching dolphin porn to lean on xD